Well, the people at PayPerPost love to busy body about me, and that I keep on changing my mind up and they even want to check what I am doing, keeping on changing my Nappy. Hey, it’s DRYPERS OK? And they now slapped me with a “FAILURE TO DISCLOSE” sticker on my Che Nappy Nappy.
What they think I am? ENRON where I go take their money and run? I am only 3 feet tall, so how fast can I run? Silly of them issit? And then they ask me to fill in the P3P ….I dunno what P3P is….all I know is P2P meaning Pampers to Potty! Hee Hee Hee.
Whats’ this then? What is sarbanes oxley compliance ?? I don’t know cos daddy never say…but it’s fun scribbling over his notes…
Oooh…did I read (hear) it right? $1,000,000 fine for not complying?
* Section 802 of SOX imposes fines of up to $1,000,000 and prison terms of up to 20 years for the intentional alteration or destruction of records (including electronic records) with the intent to impede, obstruct or influence a current or future federal investigation
* Section 802 also states that these electronic records must be maintained for a period of 5 years
* Under SOX, corporate web sites contain the majority of a company’s public disclosure and as such are subject to the same rules and regulations
So now I got to keep every thing I use, say for at least 5 years? Now then, that’s alot of stinky nappies running about. Opps…PUBLIC DISCLOSURE??
Why must it be me? Justt because I run 1-877-ATHIRA6 which mean?Not Happy with my Driving?Kiss-My-Nappy!
Well, I don’t care, but I think daddy would actually cos it involves alot of things for me.At least they know I was the baby which drove me mom mad for watching too much Balamory.
At least now I know that SOX does not means RED SOX the baseball team or the cat, but having me to keep all my emails for the next 5 years. Or so.
Just in case I press press…and OPPPS!
Good excuse for me to BACKUP all my BALAMORY DVD, with Bob the Builder and Postman Pat etc, or else, wait got adik or even my cousins come..they run off with my DVD….WHOUAAA!
